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je fais du suck

Written on 14 June 2008 by Jessica

i suck at blogging.

it’s saturday night and i’m bored. i did the laundry and rewatched a lot of season 1 of flight of the conchords. and then searched youtube for videos of flight of the conchords. then i played various word games on facebook.

in conclusion… even if i did have something to blog about, this really shouldn’t be it. a more meaningful experience would be to pinpoint the exact moment in time where laundry and word games became acceptable saturday night activity.

in other how-sad-is-my-life news, i’m going out tomorrow to buy some more supplies for my balcony garden and make pizza rolls with my brother’s girlfriend.

okay, rant over. i’m usually much more exciting. (no, really.)

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honestly, is this month over yet?

Written on 25 February 2008 by Jessica

i’m just about sick of february, so as some sort of therapy for myself i’m going to list some things that brought me joy this month (despite all this f’n snow, and ANOTHER storm on the way).

so here are 5 things that brought me joy, despite all the times i had to winter boots. boo-urns.

1. l-emma-no-p — i love my emma visits. she is the funnest baby ever. true story. i’ve spent little time with babes in my day… no matter. this kid is the shit. i’ve taken to calling her ‘little monkey.’ it’s a family thing. i think my aunt kathie called every kid monkey; i even call my cat monkey. it’s just so tender. love you, monkey! but i’ve also branded her with a new nickname: l-emma-no-p — say it like your singing the alphabet. heh!

2. grind me — hooman and i are sooo not gifters; we opt instead to go out for a nice dinner and make an extra special evening. besides, gift giving in general gives me a lot of anxiety; i really feel the need to get something good and i put a lot of thought into (most) gifts i give. some times i don’t, of course, and then that bothers me. so early in our relationship, we went no-gift. but this v-day (well, on february 13th), he sprung a surprise on me. we were eating supper and after supper he said, “do you want your valentine’s day gift today or tomorrow?” and i said, “TODAY!” he’d hidden this mortar and pestle in the entertainment centre. i noticed it right away because i’d be eying it for a while. you see, that’s the thing about unexpected gifts; they’re so much better and so much more of a gesture. i almost cried. in fact, i might have, if i would have let myself. sweet stuff, i tell ya.

3. munch-tacular — mr. munchy is the chocolate rabbit i worship. it is the only reason i look forward to easter and yesterday at no frills it was there in his munchy glory. i ate a lot of it last night and shared the rest with hooman tonight after supper. i wish i had another one. no worries, easter is a month away! yay!

4. total lunar eclipse of my heart — since moving to our new place i get really excited about anything that gives me an excuse to go outside on the balcony. and despite being terribly sick, i bundled up and went outside to watch the lunar eclipse. i love that kind of stuff. it was lovely, don’t ya think?

5. slumber sluts — who said you had your last sleepover in your teens? woo. enjoyed a nice overnighter with a bunch of my friends. hilarious times and trivia games, but unfortunately, no collages. next time… next time.

all right, february —– GO TO HELL. i want spring. i want patio furniture and bike rides on the lakeshore and not wearing boots and burning my winter coat and picnics! PICNICS!